tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85512206518805637402011-04-21T20:55:15.018-07:00sayur funnylangithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16611151905009208864noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8551220651880563740.post-53521893381585332462008-06-21T22:44:00.000-07:002008-06-21T22:46:06.939-07:00Hubungan Antara Manusia & Buah-buahan / Sayuran<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Subjek: Hubungan Antara Manusia & Buah-buahan / Sayuran</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jangan Suka Mendedah Tubuh</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti jagung, jangan seperti gajus.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jagung membungkus bijinya yang banyak, sedangkan gajus mempamerkan bijinya yang cuma satu.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Setia Terhadap Pasangan</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti pohon pisang.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Pohon pisang kalau berbuah hanya sekali seumur hidupnya.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Kecantikan Dalaman</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti durian, jangan seperti kedondong.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Durian walaupun di luarnya penuh kulit yang tajam, tetapi di dalamnya lembut dan manis.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Berbeza dengan kedondong, di luarnya mulus dan berkilat, tetapi di dalamnya ada biji yang berduri.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jaga Kesucian Dalam Pergaulan</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti sengkuang.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Walaupun hidup dalam tanah dan selut, tetapi umbinya tetap putih bersih.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Selalu Bertindak Adil</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti tandan petai, bukan tandan rambutan.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tandan petai membahagi makanan sama rata ke biji2nya, semua seimbang, tidak seperti rambutan, ada yang kecil ada yang besar.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Semakin Tua Semakin Bijaksana</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti cili.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Semakin tua, semakin pedas.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jangan Bermuka-muka</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti buah manggis.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Buah manggis bisa diteka isinya dari bahagian bawah buahnya.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Menjadi Banyak Manfaat</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Jadilah seperti buah dada.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Kerana selain bermanfaat sebagai sumber tumbesaran buat anak, ia mampu menjadi alat rekreasi buat bapaknya juga!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Opsss! Jgn marah haaa..,,,. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8551220651880563740-5352189338158533246?l=sayurfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>langithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16611151905009208864noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8551220651880563740.post-70971282100061383812008-06-04T11:09:00.000-07:002008-06-04T11:23:25.359-07:00Lawak Sayur-Sayuran<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DsSeR7MCLCk/SEbdeXAR6QI/AAAAAAAAANU/yAMAQVIeyZ4/s1600-h/image001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DsSeR7MCLCk/SEbdeXAR6QI/AAAAAAAAANU/yAMAQVIeyZ4/s400/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208093532741560578" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DsSeR7MCLCk/SEbdSaADS7I/AAAAAAAAAMs/cKsUw654ot4/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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